WTF THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

Seriously, dude, what the heck is going on here? It's like a here shitstorm of crazy, and I'm just trying to understand it all. Is this even real life? This whole thing is making my head spin. Can someone please give me the lowdown before I lose it? How Fucking Crap?! Dude, this is totally insane. I'm so pissed right now. It's like a monkey ju