WTF The Fuck Is Going On?
WTF The Fuck Is Going On?
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Seriously, dude, what the heck is going on here? It's like a here shitstorm of crazy, and I'm just trying to understand it all. Is this even real life? This whole thing is making my head spin. Can someone please give me the lowdown before I lose it?
How Fucking Crap?!
Dude, this is totally insane. I'm so pissed right now. It's like a monkey just flipped a switch out from under me. I can't comprehend what is going on. Seriously, this is insane.
- Give me a break!
- What the hell?
- This can't be happening. I'm going crazy.
Holy crap Just Happened?
This morning/afternoon/evening, things got real weird/strange/bizarre. Like, seriously intense/out there/bonkers weird. I woke up and my cat was on fire/the world was green/everything smelled like pineapple. Okay, maybe not that bad/that extreme/quite that crazy, but something definitely went wrong/was off/felt fishy.
Now/At this point/Currently, I'm just scratching my head and wondering if I took too much caffeine/need a nap/just dreamt the whole thing. Maybe someone else out there experienced something similar/noticed anything odd/knows what's going on?
If you do, please tell me/share your story/let me know. Because right now, I feel like I'm living in a crazy movie/an alternate reality/some kind of bizarre fever dream.
This Crap Makes Me Wanna Say WTF
This situation is just outrageous. I mean, come on! Really, what the hell is going down? Is this some kind of joke? It's like everyone went nuts.
I'm so frustrated right now. I just want to yell.
This is the strangest crap I've ever witnessed. WTF!
Can Someone Explain This WTF Moment?
I swear I saw/witnessed/observed something/it/that thing so weird/bizarre/insane that my brain short-circuited/froze up/exploded. Tell me/Break it down for me/Help a confused soul out! Was I hallucinating/dreaming/going crazy? Or did everyone else/the world/reality itself just take a turn/go off the rails/decide to be weird? It was like/Seriously, this was like/This moment felt like something straight out of a movie/a fever dream/another dimension.
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I'm So Confused WTF!!
Like, seriously everything is just bonkers right now. My thoughts is fried. I don't even know where to begin. It's like grasping a puzzle with no instructions. This whole thing is just nuts.
- Maybe I need coffee?
- Someone save me!